i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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when someone talks to me irl


when someone talks to me on tumblr


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